Don’t read any further unless you have a strong stomach. It’s definitely Too Much Information. Back out while you still can. I had to read it because it’s my job, but I urge you to bail out now.
At least now the Golf Channel will have to admit Woods is an old man. From an article about the upcoming May 25 edition of GLOBE Magazine:
The May 25 edition of GLOBE Magazine reveals that the real reason Lindsey Vonn dumped Tiger Woods was because he wasn’t satisfying her in the bedroom – the fact that he is 9 years older than her seemed to play a part on that as well.
It gets worse:
A pal of Lindsey Vonn’s dished to GLOBE, “Lindsey is extremely energetic and Tiger couldn’t keep up with her. She complained that it was like going to bed with an old man.
Woods couldn’t keep up with Vonn? Now she knows how Rory and Rickie and Jordan feel!
To be fair, Vonn’s is just one opinion. We should wait for Golf Channel’s employees to give their takes on what it’s like to be in bed with Woods.