The entire world awaits word from Tiger Woods. Will he or won’t he play? Our question: How should something this important be announced?
I think Dufner will win the Masters now that him and his relatively hot wife are breaking up.
Yeah, kind of like when Rory broke up with Wozniacki. Dufner and his wife always struck me as a mismatched pair. She seemed the type who always wants to be “doing something” in the public eye, and he seemed happy to remain in the shadows.
Billy Payne should call a “Breaking News” Press Conference for the announcement.
Tiger should call a press conference at Medalist, say “I’m taking my talents to Augusta” and walk out without taking questions.
Tiger should do another blue curtain appearance before invited guests, including Mom, and announce his decision.
Rhymer and Tilghman can breathlessly cover.
He should burn something in his fireplace. White smoke if he’s playing, black if not.
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