Monthly Archives: January 2013

Phil Mickelson, Stop Whining

Phil, do you know how idiotic it is to whine about paying state income taxes when there are states with no income taxes?  Move!  No one is forcing you to live in California. Tiger Woods moved from California to Florida … Continue reading

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Rory McIlroy Sucks With Nike Clubs (Even Tiger Woods Finished Ahead of Him!)

This is not the way it was planned.  Rory McIlroy was not supposed to transform into a journeyman golfer by switching to Nike clubs. Rory is tied Abu Dhabi with Jean-Baptiste Gonnet and Iganacio Garrido, neither of which had starring … Continue reading

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Nike’s ClusterRory: Nike, Rory McIlroy and the Future of Humanity

First impressions on Nike’s big announcement regarding sponsorship of Rory McIlroy: What the hell was that?  I didn’t know whether to bow or to throw a giant hammer.  I kept waiting for Tupac to appear and rap about Rory’s new … Continue reading

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Saturday Pick

Danny Lee over Stephen Ames pick’em (-110).  Anything can happen in one round, but I think you get the better man — at this point in their careers — at even money.

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New Year, New Lanny, New Feature

I’ve made a New Year’s resolution to be more helpful to my fellow human beings.  How better to help them than to share my golf knowledge. Without further ado, take Sang Moon Bae over Bud Cauley today (they tee off … Continue reading

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